fire extinguisher
a humorous way to say “p-n-s”. this term also refers to the fact that a fire extinguisher squirts water to put out fire, and so could someone’s p-n-s by urinating.
someone: “what’s that bulge on your pants?”
funny guy: “it’s my fire extinguisher!”
a douchebag throws a cigarette on a dry ground
someone: hey, this could start a fire!
funny guy: “luckily, i brought my fire extinguisher with me” then whips out his p-n-s and urinates on the cigarette.
while having s-x…get to the point of -j-c-l-t–n. quickly pull out and strike a match to light her p-b-s on fire. -j-c-l-t- on the p-b-s and extinguish the flame!
the fire extinguisher rewetted me from the fire!
when a male and female are engaging in unprotected s-x. the female is a red head with a fire crotch. the male pulls out close to the climax and -j-c-l-t-s all over the womens firery red p-b-s. thus, extinguishing the overwhelming fire.
women- uhhhhh dont forget to pull out!
man- ya, ya i know.
boooom -j-c-l-t–n occurs!
man- yeeee my fire extinguisher sure took care of that nasty forrest fire.
when a male touches the burning end of a lit match to the tip of his p-n-s as he begins to -j-c-l-t-, extinguishing the flame with his cemen while feeling a unique pleasure.
the writer of the entry for “fire extinguisher” strongly recomends that readers do not attempt to perform a fire extinguisher.
when a girl get through having s-x in the bootie and she farts on a fire to put it out.
god, my girlfriend gives a mean fire extinguisher.
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