fire hosing
the feeling when you know you will have a liquid sh-t. as you sit down on the toilet it is already starting to come out and the longer it goes the better you feel, spraying out with such force you could put out a fire.
after eating those spicy wings i was firehosing in the bathroom!
2 more definitions
to use ones stream of urine to spray off the bits of feces stuck to the inside of the toilet.
“dude dont p–p so much, i had to fire hose the toilet”
when a guy pees in a hurry and forces the urine out faster than the normal pace it would flow at. usually in an attempt to quicken a trip to the bathroom or because of an unbelievable and urgent need to p-ss.
dude, i had to walk home from school in the rain. as soon as i got through the bathroom door, i was firehosing like a motherf-cker.
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