Fire Phoenix


a phoenix is a mythical yet magestic creature. only suiting is the s-xual maneuver dedicated to this firey bird. when one decides to engage is the mucking of a woman’s slop pit with cracked or dried lips, after she has consumed a large amount of spicy food. the burning sensation tends to resemble that of applying blistex to a set of lips, except blistex doesnt make a “your girlfriend’s -sshole” flavored product. the burning causes you to retreat from her mud knot and screech like a phoenix.
this f-cking cold has been so hard on me. i can’t breathe through my nose so my lips are cracked. and to top it off, i got the fire phoenix from the old lady when i tried to go t-rd diving.

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