fire pool


a compulsory security feature for any thatched palatial homestead in rural kwazulu natal used for dousing a blaze caused by the excessive expulsion of hot air from an army of anc spin doctors. it bears a strong resemblance to an ornate swimming pool costing the south african taxpayers millions of rand.
jacob zuma went for a dip in his fire pool after a tiring and sweaty s-x session with one of his wives.

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