Fire Taint
fire taint is the painful, yet semi-erotic burning of the gludial cleft or taint. inflammation, itching, burning, and possible bloodiness -ssociated with irritation of the taint (aka – irri-taint), most commonly -ssociated with over-wiping of one’s -ss. it may be caused by chaffing, rubbing vigourously without proper lubrication or a lack of grundle b-tter, especially after excercise or long walks combined with high temperatures and exceptionally wet and / or hot farts.
i had many beers and wings last night. farted and sharted all day……now i have wicked fire taint and can’t sit. my girl would not give me grundlatio, i am p-ssed.
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