Fire the laser!


spoken by (or better yet, yelled by) frau farbissina, one of dr evil’s most trusted hench(wo)men. when dr evil, who has an obsession with lasers (especially when it’s frickin’ sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their frickin’ heads), wants a laser fired, he lets frau farbissina give out the order. this order is usually delivered at a 100 decibel volume to whomever is in charge of pressing the firing b-tton.
frau farbissina: “fire the laser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
an expression of excitement or eager intention which can be used in conjunction with most activities.
‘fire the pizza laser!’
spoken by (or better yet, yelled by) frau farbissina, one of dr evil’s most trusted hench(wo)men. when dr evil, who has an obsession with lasers (especially when it’s frickin’ sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their frickin’ heads), wants a laser fired, he lets frau farbissina give out the order. this order is usually delivered at a 100 decibel volume to whomever is in charge of pressing the firing b-tton.
frau farbissina: “fire the laser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
to -j-c-l-t- in the face of a woman.
man: oh yeah, b-tch, you like that?

woman: fire the laser, big boy!

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