Fire Truck Drunk
when you get so drunk you need a firetruck to take you to the hospital
jake “yo that matt kid last night was sooo fire truck drunk”
justin “sh-t he like pregamed with a fifth of vodka right?”
jake “yeah sooooo ftd bro, he was laying in the street with his pants off.”
random girl “wait was that why there was a firetruck out in front of baits?”
jake and justin “hahaha yup so ftd!!”
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