Firebook


the addicting website that stomped mysp-ce into its final grave, called facebook. the site that our world revolves around today. also commonly referred to as crackbook due to its overall addictive power.
dude can i use your computer when your done?

hold on i am checkin my firebook… what do you need it for?

man you know i’ve gota check up on my firebook too… i might have a new comment from a chick thats straight fire!

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