Firecrotch pizza
when a large cheeze pizza is shoved up a firecrotches -ss piece by piece and then a hot man with a large jake (see definition of jake) has -n-l s-x to get the pizza out. the sauce is then licked off the p-n-s by the fire crotch. this act of -n-l and oral s-x is rarely done and only with a true firecrotch.
sam: dam i gave that b-tch firecrotch pizza last night! tt was soo f-cking good!
max: ohh yea i bet the sauce was everywhere!
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