Fired the manager
when a guy can’t make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.
sam- “did you go all the way with joan last night?”
dave- “no, i accidentally called her ‘chunky beast'”
sam- “dude, so what happened?”
dave- “she left & i took a shower where i fired the manager.”
sam- “righteous man, righteous”
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