Firehose Ass


(verb) an extremely uncomfortable bowel movement consisting mostly of liquid and being expelled from the b-tt in such velocity and volume that it resembles a fireman’s hose.
“hey bro i want to apologize in advance for the condition of your bathroom. i drank too much last night and had a violent case of firehose -ss today!”

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