fireman’s nightmare


a woman of such ugliness that her features appear to have been burned and badly repaired by a plastic surgeon who has been struck off in 30 countries. the type of serious facial skin burns that firemen have nightmares about.
‘struth, did you see her face? a proper fireman’s nightmare!

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