firm-a-sure
when you ask someone a question you already know the answer to.
dumbo: you’re off work on thursday right?
you: umm, yeah… last week we made camping plans on that day since i’m free, remember?
then you said “oh right, you’re always off on thursdays”
dumbo: sorry just had to “firm-a-sure”
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