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  descriptive term for a menstruating female defecating. also, can be used to desribe a woman’s odor as a result of poor genital hygiene. “i’ll never go into a gas station bathroom again after that giant fishloaf i found in one of the stalls.” “a second date with donna is out of the question until she […]

• Hackney cab nationalism

  the kind of nationalism regurgitated by hackney cab drivers, and peddled to them through papers like the sun. “i fink dat the problem in dis country is all dese pakis n wogs stealin’ british jobs.” also kelvin mckenzie and jon gaunt are d-cks, and deserve to be hung, drawn and quatered. then hung again. – […]

• Hampys

  another name for the hamptons. the hamptons are located about 2 hours out of new york city “im going out the hampys this weekend.” “he must be going out to the hamptons.”

• 40 yard fakeout

  n. when someone looks hot from 40 yrds away, but not so hot up close. ex. dude, i was going to come on to that girl over there until i realized she was a 40 yard fakeout. when someone looks pretty hot when you are far away but when you get closer to the person […]

• 40 yard faker

  a phrase given to a girl or woman who looks very attractive from a distance only to turn out b-tt -ss ugly up close. guy 1: bro that waitress last night was a 40 yard faker! guy 2: really? guy 1: yea i was like, “d-mn she’s hot” until she came up and asked us […]

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