first class ass


a scooter riding son-of-a-gun who thinks he’s all priviledged and sh-t. talkin’ politics and buggin’ the sh-t out of everyone he comes into contact with.
that first cl-ss -ss just pulled out his p-ck-r and said “hey look, george bush is running for a third term…..c’mon give him a smack.”
-the -sshole of all -ssholes.

-an -sshole who is more of an -sshole than any other -sshole you’ve ever met.
greg: hah! remember that girl you were trying to ask out for the longest time? i f-cked her last night.

fred: f-ck you greg! you’re a first cl-ss -ss, you know that!?

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