First-Class-Douche-Bag


beyond the motherf-cker and f-cktard here comes the first cl-ss douche bag. meant for people beyond the rank of private dumb-ss, corpral r-t-rd, sergant -sshole, (or -ssface which ever you prefer) mayjor douche bag, lieutenant f-cktard, captain motherf-cker, and personal favorite; general c-ckfacemotherf-ckingr-t-rded-sshole.
comes the first cl-ss better that the rest first cl-ss douche bad
way to go you’ve been promoted to first-cl-ss-douche-bag you f-cking r-t-rd…

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