First comment fag
an attention seeking idiot who actually thinks it’s cool to be the first person to comment on an internet article, video, post, blog, etc.
sometimes, multiple f-gs do it at the same time, only to look like idiots, as shown below in ex.1.
ex. 1
news story’s comments:
-first!
-first!
-first!
-stop that sh-t it’s getting annoying.
ex.2
some celebrity’s facebook page:
-first!!!
-the guy who posted ‘first’ is a first comment f-g! thumbs up if you agree!
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