first date syndrome
a condition which involves the ability to have a great first date, but never experience a second for some reason. the first dates often come in a string together. can be caused by bad breakups, commitment issues, or bad end-of-date kissing skills. not to be confused with playing the field, which implies not having a second date by choice.
“are you going to see him again?”
“are you kidding? i have first date syndrome. i’ll be out with someone else next week.”
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