first gas


flatulence strategically performed while p-ssing through first-cl-ss seating when boarding an airplane.
the rich may not have to work or pay taxes, but i’ll be d-mned if they get to treat me like a second-cl-ss citizen on an airplane! that’s why i practice first gas. how’s that cookie taste now?

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