First Gear Cruise
the best kind of traffic jam. this is when the speed of the traffic moves at the same rate as a car with a manual transmission when idling in first gear. this saves the driver the need for any clutch work, or indeed any pedal work at all.
p-ssenger: dude, i hate traffic!
driver: yeah, but i’m just letting the car roll along by itself. just enjoying the first gear cruise baby!
p-ssenger: that as the case may be, we are still going to be late…
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