first gear
adjective: a lazy, drifting shuffle, usually performed by directionless, lower cl-ss people who have total lack of ambition and an oblivious disregard for people in a hurry. commonly seen in parking lots, busy intersections, and wal-mart.
“can you believe the crackhead driving that hoopty sn-tched my parking sp-ce ’cause those b–tches was strolling across the lot in first gear?”
“dayam!! i’ll never make this light with those losers crossing the street in first gear. get a f-cking job!”
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