First Girlfriend Confidence Boost
first girlfriend confidence boost or fgcb is a condition that occurs when someone who is socially awkward and has no history with women finally gets a girlfriend. they person will begin to think they are cool, even if there girlfriend is unattractive and they will think they are “the man” because their p-n-s gets touched for the first time, failing to realize that everyone’s has by now. they may try to act like a tough guy because they are taller than their girlfriend when in reality she is most likely just really short. the only cure for fgcb is a breakup which will destroy this newly found ego.
jake kept talking about how much action he’s getting, then tried to fight me, i think he’s got a case of the first girlfriend confidence boost.
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