First Girlfriend
a lot of guys do p-ssy/stupid sh-t when they’re whipped on their first ever girlfriend. this is the excuse they can use when their buddies rag on them for it.
example a)
guy 1: remember when you went to stacey’s house in the middle of the night to hang out with her, but she was asleep, and you waited outside til morning? that was some creepy sh-t, dude!
guy 2: yeah…first girlfriend though.
guy 1: true, i guess it’s ok then.
example b)
guy 3: didn’t you tell bec you loved her after 1 day?
guy 4: yeah, but first girlfriend.
guy 3: fair enough.
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