First Hater


the first hater of a post that patronizes the lucky individual that comments on a post with “first”. though “firsting” is irritatingly common and a totally stupid practice to begin with, it does in turn lead to a mult-tude of “haters” commenting in “retaliation”.
hypocrite: f-ckin firstf-gs! noone cares.

intellectual: ditto for you…

hypocrite: you’re probably a firstf-g too.

intellectual: if i am that makes you a first hater.

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