First Law of Ecumomics


derived from the physics principle of newton’s first law:

the first law of ec-momics states: “a d-ck/p-ssy getting action will tend to continue to get action, while a d-ck/p-ssy not getting any will tend to continue to not get any, unless acted upon by an external makeover force.” also known as ec-momic inertia.
“i just keep getting p-ssy lately! i don’t think it’s ever going to stop. thank goodness for the first law of ec-momics!”

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