First Person Shooter

where you can only see the weapon or item.
halo, half-life, killzone these are all examples of first person shooters
the act of f-ll-t– being performed on a male who is playing a video game, including, but not limited to first person shooter games, including, but not limited to all versions of”counter-strike”, “call of duty”, and “halo”
“dude, i wish i could get my d-ck sucked while playing a video game”

“you’ve never gotten a first person shooter dude?!”
1) the most overrated and overused playstyle / genre of video games that are made. few of them have any originality. most of them are used for boring repet-tive and often broken war games. others consist of zombie / horror / or secret agent themes. though some fps games are actually good, people tend to eat up the sh-t-hole fps games.

2) what lazy game developers use to lure in graphic n-z- gamers to buy the exact same game over and over again in a nicer package.

also known as fps.
pc user: i need to go play some call of duty.
nintendo person: man up and stop playing your sh-t-hole first person shooters. n64 is where it’s at.

xbox: i love halo. good series, and great fps.
gamecube: screw that. all of them are pretty much the exact same. my metroid prime series is completely different between all three.
a cr-ppy genre of games popularized by american gamerz. these games existed in the form of cl-ssic 3d psuedo shooters like castle wolfenstien 3d and doom. the genre turned into a pile of sh-t after it got bombared by world war ii shooters and of course the ever popular call of duty.

halo recieves honorable mentions
xbawks owner: do you wanna play some halo we can become leet since its a first person shooter and we are american we have to play it!!
guy who plays more than just shooters: nah lets get down with some monster hunter.
xbawks owner: is that a shooter?
guy who plays more than just shooters:…..get the f-ck out

shooters are the only reason the xbox 360 sells well in the u.s.
often abbreviated “fps”, first person shooters are the top-40 music of the video game industry and the genre of choice for children, those looking to flex their e-peen, or people who are mesmerized by shiny things. they are all essentially composed of the same derivative gameplay mechanics. fps games are thrown together and sold at a premium and as such are a cash cow for developers.
countless first person shooters are released every year to a slack-jawed target audience.
a video game genre that centers the gameplay on gun and projectile weapon-based combat through first-person perspective; i.e., the player experiences the action through the eyes of a protagonist.
first person shooters are fun games to play only on the xbox.
a game where you shoot beavers and such
i shoot beavers in first person shooters

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