first semester friend
a friend you make the first semester at a new school. this is especially true of college. they will be one of your first friends and kind of fun, until you make close friends and your plans with the first semester friend get less and less frequent… one lunch date per week turns into one text turns into maybe a nod if you’re feeling social. the friendship will never make it beyond first semester.
“have you talked to nicole lately?”
“nah, i saw her on campus once and it was awkward. i guess she’s just a first semester friend”
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