First Stupidity


on youtube, it’s the pointless race and subsequent claiming of first comment of a particular video, especially one on a heavily-subscribed channel which would result in m-sses of people watching as soon the video is posted. ironically, the user who childishly claims first comment as though they won the lottery is often given a very negative rating and a harsh response from more rational viewers due to the fact that noone truly cares about who has the first comment.
a cl-ssic example of first stupidity, as taken from an actual video comments page, minus real usernames.

first (-6 rating)
who gives a sh-t you dumb-ss
you can rate this down all you want, but i still got first lololololololol (-13 rating)
and your a dumb f-ggot who spends all his time just saying first get a life junior
first!! lolololololooololololol

really makes you wonder…

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