First Three Albums Theory


the theory that any combination of the first three alb-ms by a band have higher ratings than alb-ms four and higher. basically, alb-ms one through three are all better than any alb-m released after the thid alb-m.

only full length alb-ms apply.
abbreiviated fta theory.
eminem is a great example on the first three alb-ms theory.

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