first wank
for some, the most important date in their s-xual life history. often connected to naked claudia schiffer, sharon stone or some other now elderly celeb. usually celebrated with a long masturbation session.
oh, today is the 20th anniversary of my first w-nk! i have to find a copy of basic instinct to celebrate it!
a: when did you lose your virginity, dude?
b: hmmm, i can’t tell you that. i can tell you about my first w-nk.
a: but you’re 30 man…oh my goodness…
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