First World Twat
a person who genuinely and seriously calls out somebody’s legitimate complaint as a first world problem as a means of trivialising them and their complaint, usually to obtain a smug sense of moral superiority because of how ‘in touch’ they are with the ‘plight of the underprivileged’.
dave: “great, my air conditioner just died in the middle of a heatwave! this sucks.”
tw-t: “this is such a first world problem. at least you have a house and clothes, and perpetual access to the internet on your smartphone to make these status updates.”
dave: “don’t be such a first world tw-t.”
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