fish crotch
(n.) 1.) the smell that emanates from your crotch after a successful night of s-x without a condom. if it goes away after a shower, it is nothing more than that. (a misconception that crotches smell just from being dirty, when in reality, it is men’s s-m-n that smells, after it has slow cooked during the night.) 2.) a sign of a v-g-n-l infection called bacterial vaginosis. if you did not have s-x the night before and this fishy smell doesn’t go away after a shower, you have a bacterial infection. go to the doctor. do not douche or try to cover it up with cheap perfume, it will just smell like rotten fish in a spring garden.
“the official diagnosis,” said dr. pat mcgroin,” is fish crotch. start her on antibiotics immediately. oh, and go lock up the cats.”
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