Fish Fingers and Beans


the act of copulating, using findus. ross, or other frozen prepagaged food, whilst listening to phill and phil’s perfect 10 podcast.
it is not nessessary to utilise the food as s-x weapons, in fact, sometimes it can simply serve as a buffet.
“was the s-x good?? there were fish fingers and beans everywhere!”

“i was with that rachael from norwich last night, she laid on a cracking fishfingers and beans”
1. a meal commonly eaten by children, pikeys and chavs specifically for its balanced combination of additives, sugar and salt

2. the act of moistening ones fingers in ones partners v-g-n- in order to lubriate the -n-l p-ssage for the extraction of stubborn sweetcorn.
“love, you wouldnt mind fish fingers and beans tonight would you?”

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