Fish ‘n’ Chypocrite
a pescatarian aka a simpering faux vegetarian who blubs ‘meat is murder’ whilst chewing the face off a trout.
penkwith: “oh, i don’t eat meat… i’m a vegetarian.”
blooto: “what’s with the haddock?”
penkwith: “oh, i’m a vegetarian that eats fish”
blooto: “fish ‘n’ chypocrite more like…”
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