Fish Pic
a fish pic is a picture you upload onto a social media site in order to get a lot of compliments.
girl – i don’t feel good about myself, let me put on some makeup and pose for a selfie so i get all the likes
+100 likes.
girl: yay i feel good now.
—time goes by—-
girl – i don’t feel as hot as i did 2 days/months/years ago and that makes me feel bad, let me upload an old fish pic to feel better
+100 likes
girl: this always works! i’m never going to stop uploading fish pics.
—strategic time later—
girl: i’ve just added that tinder guy on facebook and i need him to know i’m popular.
+100 likes
girl: he’ll totally want me now, even more than… no i never think this far, i love fish pics.
—–getting ready for a random event when you realize how f-cking hot you look—–
girl: … oh my god, fish pics.
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