fisher middle school
one of the scariest places for 11-14 year olds. a prison that you spend 6 hours a day, 5 times a week, for 3 years in. the main purpose is to force you to learn things you will never use later in life, which includes but is not limited to: math, science, history, english, your elective, and p.e. the -ssistant princ-p-ls torture the kids and do ridiculous rules like banning water bottle flipping, and dabbing. apparently, everything is a safety hazard, and “safety is numero uno” –claire vickers.
today i said hi to a random girl –student
that’s a safety hazard, you could scare her –claire vickers, -ssistant princ-p-l at fisher middle school
a middle school located in los gatos, california that contains a vast majority of stuckup white kids who abuse their rich parents large amounts of money.
at fisher you will see a wide variety of -ssholes. it is not uncommon to have gotten drunk by the end of 8th grade. you can be sure to walk into the girls bathroom and see a skinny girl complain about how much “non-fat” yogurt she ate during lunch while applying the amount of makeup equivalent to that of jeffree star. most boys are jocks who are obsessed with t-ts even though they have never seen a pair.
the princ-p-l and vice princ-p-l are dikes who’s ultimate goal is to rape all the children.
guy 1: hey i’m thinking about going to fisher middle school
guy 2: that school sucks don’t go there
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