fisher-price modem
an internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. the phrase is usually used in real-time strategy or mmorpg games online. the phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. when the game dragged, the host saved the match and t-tled it “who has the fisher-price modem!?!”. after that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
dude, don’t ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
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