fissures
open wounds in the skin. usually gaping and the source of a nasty odor, they usually occur on or around the -n-s and b-ttox areas. see george w olson for an example.
the rot that lives in george’s gaping fissures forced me to sleep on the couch.
a cut inside your -n-s. a.k.a. “b-tt hole cut”
“my -n-s is bleeding!!! d-mn fissure!”
caused by the stuffing of bananas up the -n-s.
often experienced by veteran p-rn actors. e.g. bree olsen, carmella bing, gianna michaels, flower tucci.
bill: ‘arghhh, too many bananas’. fissure!
alana: ‘hehehehhe’
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