fist bump


an alternative to a high five or handshake, often seen in sports. the white person’s term for dap. preferred by germophobiacs such as howie mandel. according to fox news, a terrorist action.
fox news anchor e. d. hill: “a fist b-mp? a pound? a terrorist fist jab?”

kevin: “nice shot, man! fist b-mp!”
fist b-mp

when 2 or more people, friends, make a fist and b-mp each other
with their knuckles as a way of saying h-llo, what’s up,
keep up the good work,

see b-mp me
fist b-mp
when two people are both fisting a girl at the same time. one fisting the v-g-n- and the other fisting the -rs-hole. while both are fisting the fists h-t each other as a form of a b-mp. ‘fist b-mp’
guy 1: hey, how did it go with ashlee?

guy 2: me and steve totally fist b-mped her last night, she’s such a sl-t!

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