fist fairy


a h-m-s-xual football player. they are so extreme and aggressive in their f-cking gayness that they can’t help but to fist each other in the locker rooms and fist nerds under the guise of being tough and hazing. these raging flamers love the game of football because it takes absolutely no skill and it always includes grabbing, touching, piling on top of, and tea baging the other muscular h-m-s. their usual uniform consists of a school hoodie, shorts, a foot ball bag, and gatorade because gatorade is for f-ggots. they are naturally arrogant, loud, and trying to act like the alpha male on ever other f-cking gay alpha male.
fist fairy: have you seen rob?
dude: no. why the h-ll do you want with that fist fairy anyway?
fist fairy: fooooooooooottttttttbbaaaaaaallllllll! i didn’t get to fist his -ss last game. -looks over at dude’s -ss-
i’m going to fist your -ss you f-cking nerd!

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