fist

to insert ones fist into another individuals v-g-n- or -n-s
hey richy, please fist my -n-s!
a part of a human’s hand that is normally only showing when the hand is clenched. it is composed of the knuckles and the first digit of the fingers.
my fist is sailing in the general direction of all the “s-x starved, s-x obsessed, apparently heteros-xual, testosterone pumped, teenage males” who can’t define fist as anything besided the jamming of hands into various orifices in a human female’s body!
v. to insert a fist into someone’s v-g-n- or -n-s, presumably, to give them pleasure.

what you do if you have a small p-n-s.
eg. to fist, or not to fist, that is the question.
this is when you want to let your partner know how you physically feel about them. let me put it straight. when two fingers arent enough. as my old man once said. ‘a fist in the -ss is worth two in the bush.’

mr fister
“been fisten?”
“by the fistful!”
mr fister had a blister on his sisters nister. he attempted to fister but twisted and missed her whilst fisting her fistul -ss into a fruitful slumber.

compliments, the bernhagen brown love team
to put your hand up another person’s -rs-. a favorite pastime of t-rd burglars. (how else could they burgle those t-rds?)
bruce and dennis like to fist each other in front of the movie theater.
army acronym for fire support. the army mos of 13f is a fire support specialist, they are also referred to as a fist team on the company level or fister on an individual basis. a fisters job is to seek out enemy targets and give coordinates to the target so our artillery can successfully engage the enemy from a safer location.
man alpha co. has one bad -ss fist team.
varitation of shaft, but used for extra emphasis in the case of an extremely large shaft. harsh, unfair treatment. refers to the pain of having a fist rammed up your -ss.

see also double fist
i got a $300 speeding ticket today. that sucks, man, what a fist.

so i got the fist when my boss caught me drinking at work.