Fistaroni


to receive a rough and rugged fisting of your -n-s from you partner, male or female, as a gesture of appreciation after you have taken them for a wonderful pasta dinner at their favorite italian restaurant.
joe: hey frank. how as you date with susan last night? did you take her to gambino’s?
frank: yea brother. it was great. great wine. great pasta. she loves that place. loves it so much that i got the old fistaroni when i got home.

joe: sweet! at least the lasagna won’t clog you up this time.

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