fistblast


the art of jamming an entire fist into an orifice, usually a v-g-n- or -sshole. when performed correctly, the “fistblaster” should be elbow-deep in the “fistblastee”. while inside the orifice the fist should be shaken in a dice rolling motion, but more violently, with the purpose of inducing -rg-sm and shaking out any loose change and/or any other objects such as a lost and forgotten tampon.
when i see superman fly fist first, i always think he must be on his way to fistblast lois lane. that wh-r- can really take a pounding.

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