Fister


one of the only 4 actual jobs in the army. nomenclature: 13f
fire support specialist
h-ll yeah!!! i’m a fister!!!!
someone who is pr-ne to “fisting”.
“ima’ pull a fister!”
the blister type bubbles you get on your hands from fisting your own -n-l cavity to often.
“man i wish these fisters would clear up soon. everyone’s going to know i’m a serial -rs- fister.
full out fist to v-g-n- action
jay you sl-t dont be a f-cktw-t tomorrow night and just f-ckin fist’er when shes not looking, and when she turns around f-ckin five spoker
one who can shove whole fist in tight area, usually named grandpa….
he fisted my vag. while his mommy drove us home
mr fister punched me in the vag
a person who likes to m-st-rb-t- ferociously at the rate of at least 10 w-nks a day.

a masturbation addict.

the fap master.

the frustrated fapist
that cousin of our’s, mr sheikh, he’s a fister.

sheikh sahab, the undefeated champion of fisters, his hand’s have got blisters.
one who wants to ram their fist down (or up) society. more generally: liberals, socialists, and communists that hold their fists up.

the opposite of teabaggers.
1) why don’t those fisters have their own rally instead of disrupting the teabaggers’ rally?

2) i went to the store to buy a fur coat, but the store was totally picketed by fisters. i couldn’t get past them.

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