fistivities
1. a period of self-pleasure, masturbation, or s-xual practice involving ones hand that lasts over the christmas period. usually performed by men who hate christmas, and their wives.
2. shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their s-xual preference, over the christmas period. can also be told to police officers.
1. ‘after the christmas fistivities, my arm is four times bigger.’
2. ‘but officer, i was just giving him the christmas fistivities.’
a feast, holiday, celebration, weekend or evening out that leaves you physically, emotionally, financially, morally and spiritually wrecked.
i am feeling terrible after last weekend’s fistivities
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