fitmarker
when a person freaks out when they don’t get a kill in a call of duty game. they instead get a “hit marker” and proceed to rage with much profanity at a very high voice while crying because they really wanted that cool final kill-cam that would earn them the desperately needed friends that value the pointless skill found in playing video games.
kid playing call of duty:
oh my f-ckin, holly sh-t i f-ckin, man f-ck! dude i always get hitmarkers! i hate this game!
friend watching:
dude, have a fitmarker, for a second there i thought you were going throw your tv out the window. luckily you only threw the xbox. i can have your halo 3 now, right?
kid with very red face:
-silence-
friend:
what? you wont be playing it now that your box is ruined.
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