fito


acronym for “farter in the office”. a co-worker who locks his/her office door in the hope that his/her flatulence might go undetected. often betrayed by the foul stench retained by office carpet and/or furniture. lives by the mantra “close office door, open odour orifice”.
man, his office stinks. he’s an unabashed fito.

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