Fitted-assist


when lighting a cig, blunt, or doobey inside a fitted hat when it’s windy.
zach: d-mn bro its so f-cking windy out here.
jared: hold on dude i got an idea -flick..flick..flick-
in unison: ahhh fitted–ssist…

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