Fitzgerald
your best bad-ss friends that hang out in your kitchen all night.
that guy is such a fitzgerald. don’t mess with him but always invite him over!
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an unfortunate event that occurs when you are deficating in a toilet and water splashes into your -n-s because of your fecal matter’s plunge into the depths. the water often sucks up into your sphincter, leaving you with a distrubingly cool sensation.
the height from my -n-s to the toilet water was a long drop, so naturally i expected to get a fitzgerald.
name given to a man being caught with their pants down in the gents with another gentleman in the same cubicle
i’m dying for a cr-p but the only cubicle has a couple of fitzgeralds in it
when one is stricken with red hair and a terrible hunger.
i wanted to go out but i looked in the mirror and relised i was fitzgerald.
when an -n-s experiences a combination of leakage and sweat build up. a “juicy -sshole”
dude my cornhole is so juicy right now, i think i have a full blown fitzgerald
an insanely awesome person that is typically known for their attractive body, good taste in design, intelligence, and athleticism. they know how to make a good chicken dinner and can eat potatoes at every meal regardless of any other food is being served at the time.
hey, look at those kids run, they must be fitzgeralds.
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