Fitzing the schlitz


when two people engage in this, you’ll know. open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you’re not a direct relative of either party.
brad: “dude, open a window, i just smelled them fitzing the schlitz.”

tim: “sh-t, that was my cousin”

brad: “dude, you just got fitzed by relation”

tim: commits seppuku

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